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Apparently aliens are in my future

December 9, 2009 by Shannon

In my mind, the next best thing to a funny typo is a funny fortune cookie. And boy, have I had my fair share. Which makes me wonder. Are all the good fortunes taken? Are the fortune writers struggling to come up with new ones? Is that why I get ones like “Go ahead and be as sexy as you can?” Or is it just my karma that I just keep getting all the bizarre/weird fortunes?

Exhibit A is here. Now, I present to you Exhibit B:

Well, I sure hope not. Aliens scare the crap out of me.