A fortune cookie’s advice
November 16, 2009 by Shannon
Remember my experience with a certain typo-littered chopstick wrapper? I am convinced that restaurants are some of the best places to find funny typos. They’re often found on menus, and sometimes…within fortune cookies.
(In the interest of full disclosure, what I’m about to show you is not a typo. It’s just really, really ridiculously funny.)
Before I get to the good stuff, let’s look at a few average fortunes, shall we?
The one below is a really nice sentiment. Missing a comma, but nice nonetheless.
And this one? Who doesn’t want the ability to sense and know higher truth?
Finally…a bit of advice from the fortune telling cookie. (Note: This is not a joke. I actually pulled this out of a cookie at a restaurant.)
Well, thank goodness I have that fortune to help guide me. I had no idea how sexy I wanted to be, but now I know I should just go for it.
Phew. What a relief.
